BATHTUB TEST

(Note: you may substitute the word liberal with progressive)
During a visit to the mental asylum, a liberal Senator asked the Director what the criteria is that defines whether a patient is an institutionalized conservative or liberal.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub with water, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the water out of the tub."

Okay, here's your test:

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the Senator. "A normal liberal would choose the bucket since it is larger than the teacup or spoon."

 

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"Right !" answered the Director,

"but a normal conservative would just reach in and pull out the stopper."

So how did you do?

 

Yea, I guess it's obvious --- I'm not a liberal