*     The hurricane only hit black family's property


      *     New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane


      *     Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down


      *     New Orleans has no white people


      *     The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident


      *     When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV


      *     The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.


      *     White folks don't make good news stories


      *     Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet


      *     Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts


      *     Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid


      *     Damn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.  The only way it could have been worse was to be white.