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Praise the Lord!
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith
and for her boldness in talking about it. She
would stand on her front porch and shout
"PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would
get so angry at her proclamations that he
would shout, "There ain't no Lord!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady and
she prayed for God to send her some
assistance. She stood on her porch and
shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!
God, I need food. I am having a hard time.
Please, Lord, send me some groceries."
The next morning the lady went out on her
porch and noted a large bag of
groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!"
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and
said, " HA...HA. I told you there was no Lord.
I bought those groceries. God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and
clapping her hands and saying,
"PRAISE THE LORD!, He not only sent me
groceries but He made the Devil pay for them.
