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Just
a little hello ....and
a BIG smile!!
THE
POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
Living
on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around
the sun every year.
How
long a minute is
depends
on what side of the
bathroom
door you're on.
Birthdays
are good for you;
the
more you have,
the
longer you live.
Happiness
comes through doors you
didn't
even know you left open.
Ever
notice that the people who are late
are
often much jollier
than
the people who have to wait for them?
Most
of us go to our grave
with
our music still inside of us.
If
Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how
come nothing is free yet?
You
may be only one person in the world,
but
you may also be the world to one person.
Some
mistakes are too much fun
to
only make once.
Don't
cry because it's over;
smile
because it happened.
We
could learn a lot from crayons:
some
are sharp, some are pretty,
some
are dull, some have weird names,
and
all are different colors....but
they
all exist very nicely in the same box.
A
truly happy person is one who
can
enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have
an awesome day, and
know
that someone
who
thinks you're great
has
thought about you today!..
"And
that person was me.".....
Please
don't keep this message
to
yourself.....tell it to those
who
mean so much to you.... "NOW"..
Working
for God on earth does not pay much,
but
His Retirement plan is out of this world
