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We
have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and
God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life,
I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons,
squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I
am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck
friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a redneck if: It
never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, " One nation under
God."
You might be a redneck if:
You've
never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if:
You
still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if:
You
bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if:
You
stand and place your hand over your heart when they play he National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if:
You
treat
Viet Nam
vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've
never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if:
You
know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.
You might be a redneck if:
You
respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd
give your last dollar to a friend.
